When the wait is allowed to be dull
Romney (#10) says Lav Diaz's 485 minutes are the method, then concedes parts are tedious. Sátántangó (#6) never apologizes for its length.
A post to write: pick one stretch of a long film you've only read about, and write what the critic says the wait is for, then what they admit it costs. Two columns, no verdict. Keep it to what was read, not what was watched.
By Raz Rotenberg, made with AI